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Maniaki
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Добавлено: Пн Янв 17, 2011 10:13 pm Заголовок сообщения: So i went to a doctor. |
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And he said that she wasn't my doctor.
So i told the doctor that i wanted her to cry.
He told me that I was sick.
And i told him that i knew that already, and i wanted her to cry.
She called her friend and they tried to kick me away, but i smashed my left hand to his face and broke 4 of my fingers. It was painful for a few seconds but then it passed.
So i dragged her from her fiend's senseless body and asked force her to sit.
She started crying and I did my best and remembered as much as i could, so i thanked the doctor and went home.
my hand hurts when i type.
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Actually now i might even visit my cousin, he said whenever you loose a finger on ur hand you gain another one on your back, so we used to break my grandfather's fingers and watched his back to see the fingers coming out, yet we found out that we had to cut off the whole finger to achieve our goal and my mom didnt let us do it also we thought that it might not work on dead people. But i saw a fish which whenever looses one eye it gains another yet on the other side of the face, that's what my father said so and i'm pretty sure he wasn't lying. I mean they say that people dont lie before their death dont they? why would they?
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And i thought my mom died that evening. She was stabbed, robbed, tortured and murdered by three and a half men, I though when the door bell rang, so i opened the door and I see a blurred face of my mom and I knew that she was just beaten by one and a half men on the Uznadze St, but then it turned out to be my dad, so i asked him where the mom was and he said that she was sleeping in her bedroom. After ten years I found out that she wasn't my mom at all.
That's what he said. I'm pretty sure her mom was actually killed twelve years ago by a half man.
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So my lecturer says: "stop enjoying yourself! especially in a place like this!"
I say: "why? can't I enjoy myself in a place like this?"
He says: "No, no normal man enjoys himself, especially in a place like this."
I say: "so normal men are joyless people? who cant even enjoy in a place like this?"
He says: "I say the way you enjoy yourself isn't fitful for me and Tom here."
I say: "that's sad, I'm sorry for tom"
So I grabbed the sharpest object i could find and stabbed the lecturer's right leg for seventeen times, drank my juice and came out from the back-door of that place.
It was quite a pleasurable evening actually, I enjoyed myself more than I expected.
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"Don't hit me!" he said.
"You know what is the meaning of your life?" I asked.
"kids, family... career ? ART!" he said
"Who is the artist? or what is the art?" I asked
"Art, is like a fireball, or like a sun.. if you get too close to it you'll burn but if you'll be standing too far from it you'll freeze. and artist is like a Ingmar Bergman the man who creates space dust out of nowhere and gathers it to one and gives birth to a sun." He said.
I started crying... when i dried out he was already dead.
Would you kill yourself? Just for understanding how fucking misery you are? nah..
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You cant laugh at your own death!" i said "then start laughing..." and I took my pistol.
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You can't be crazy, I know you since we were in the school!" I said "do you even know what you're saying? even this fucked up annoying crowd knows that my brain isnt set up normal, at least they HOPE that this is true... they actually want me to be a fucking madman! isnt that right?!" he said "Who you're talking to.."
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You can't see through me..." i said "yeah, I mean that'd be very, Very boring..."
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You can't!!! you cant! i tell ya!" i said "HA!! YES I CAN! I CAN AND I DID!" she said "MY GOD!" i said " okay, i'm bored, take this gun and shoot yourself while you think about your drastic and unfair destiny."
- CUT! CUT!!! what is this shit anyways?!
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You can't get mad at them..." i said "i know right? look at them o.o they are all smarter than me, older than me, with much more skills that i can ever have and one thing that makes me say these things is also is the thing that makes them read all of this... its the power if @#%@###$%@ right professor?" he said "Yes, yes indeed." i said "say professor, can you pass the revolver to me? I'll charge it for you." he said "why thank you." I said "Also can i ask you one thing? why are we killing these people for?" he said "well, that doesnt matter to them so its just less noise for us, isnt it?" I said "but what if they wake up? what if they do?" he said "oh my... they won't believe me, they wont..."
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Hlebalolomator
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KaWaii
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S.A. Robert
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Maniaki
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and that's the best part of the story, because its the only part you can actually see! _________________Simple |
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its cool! need more! |
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trampler
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iCarus
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Ahaha _________________Fallen From Heaven
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Akika-sama
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Yuzuki Kokobundi писал(а): | its cool! need more! |
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this story is so fucking fun) _________________ |
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Maniaki
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1+1+1=1,1 fucking stereotypes )) I love them all. _________________Simple |
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wtf is this shit all about _________________ |
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ACrossOwer
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DaRk5nAk3
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it's deep |
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Maniaki
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Akika-sama
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Maniaki писал(а): | I dont even understand my words, when I start talking about this. |
Some people call it genius _________________ |
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ACrossOwer
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Qwaqa-style, isn't it? _________________ |
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Maniaki
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Qwaqa-style, isn't it? |
qwaqa is a muth, plus he's boring, so I cant have any connection to him or his "style" ))) _________________Simple |
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Ok, but hide video remember to me Qwaqa) _________________ |
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эш
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А чо он аще написал?? Оо |
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Maniaki
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Up Date. _________________Simple |
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ActiveNoise
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как всегда оправдывает свой ник =)
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Would you kill yourself? Just for understanding how fucking misery you are? nah.. |
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Maniaki писал(а): | That's your problem.. |
а это разве проблема? мне казалось это обычным делом... _________________ |
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